the worst urlI'm not a hipster. This is not grunge, nor is it quality or whatever. This is not a fandom blog either. I post whatever the fuck I want, so deal with it.
in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my stepdad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry” but then the kid was like “but she proved me wrong, she doesn’t have to say sorry” ladies and gentlemen my best friend of many many years
this is violently beautiful
do you have a family yet?
calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery
kinda wanna get laid kinda wanna sleep
There was sex scenes on tv and my mum was like “ohh what the hell” and i accidentally said “seen worse”
It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.